Some Out-of-Context Quotes from the Story I’m Working On

Since I’ve actually started writing it, I thought I might share some of the oddest lines

• ‘I’m going to regret asking this, but why did the entire nation of Sweden put a restraining order on you?’
• ‘I shall die as I have lived: right all the time.’
• ‘BEHOLD!  The elephant in the room!’
• ‘Steve, how are you even a person?’
• ‘That’s… the most Humanist sinister global conspiracy I’ve ever heard of.’
• ‘I think I would have remembered meeting an Afrikaner cyborg before.’
• ‘Revolutionary terrorists are usually the model of law-abiding behaviour.’
• ‘So, on a scale of 1 to nothing whatsoever, what actually happened back there?  Apart from everyone getting very angry and the Chinese mob boss doing his best phoenix impression, that was pretty self-explanatory.’